I Go To A Community College To Be Indie (iamunclejessie) wrote in bradpearceclub,
I Go To A Community College To Be Indie
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Screw Waiting To Be Approved

Ummmm....okay. This story isn't really so much a "horror" story as it is just a stupid story.

When I was in 8th grade, I knew this girl who's name I will leave out of this. She was kind of slutty in her actions, but really hot in her appearance. Plus, she would always hit on me at parties. Since she would hit on me, I gave her my number with the caption, "Call me if you wanna fuck" under it. A month or so after I gave her my number, she called. She asked if she could take me up on my offer of some boot knockin'. I replied, "No thanks" since I thought that she was just joking. "I'm playing NHL Breakaway and I'm finally beating the Edmonton Oilers". It should be noted that the Oilers where the only team that I ould never beat. At this moment, I was beating them. She got made because I said I'd rather play video games than have sex and she hung up on me.
A whole year later, I found out that she wasn't kidding and that she just called up another guy named Dan or Dave or something with a D and finally got laid. Also heard a rumor that the guy she did that night got a STD so I would like to say thank you to the makers of NHL Breakaway for N64. You saved my penis from burning pain.
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