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[11 Jun 2004|01:10am]

[ mood | apathetic ]

okay..."due to recent events, yay or nay to the Bradpearceclub membership to Erin and Erika?"

5 retards ride the short bus.

Screw Waiting To Be Approved [10 Jun 2004|01:08am]

[ mood | drunk ]

Ummmm....okay. This story isn't really so much a "horror" story as it is just a stupid story.

When I was in 8th grade, I knew this girl who's name I will leave out of this. She was kind of slutty in her actions, but really hot in her appearance. Plus, she would always hit on me at parties. Since she would hit on me, I gave her my number with the caption, "Call me if you wanna fuck" under it. A month or so after I gave her my number, she called. She asked if she could take me up on my offer of some boot knockin'. I replied, "No thanks" since I thought that she was just joking. "I'm playing NHL Breakaway and I'm finally beating the Edmonton Oilers". It should be noted that the Oilers where the only team that I ould never beat. At this moment, I was beating them. She got made because I said I'd rather play video games than have sex and she hung up on me.
A whole year later, I found out that she wasn't kidding and that she just called up another guy named Dan or Dave or something with a D and finally got laid. Also heard a rumor that the guy she did that night got a STD so I would like to say thank you to the makers of NHL Breakaway for N64. You saved my penis from burning pain.

8 retards ride the short bus.

[08 Jun 2004|11:28pm]

hey great community!! also come join _plastics_ !! thanx
ride the short bus.

For shame. [08 Jun 2004|03:01am]

[ mood | retrospective ]

"phlustercluck: howdy, i just suck at being a boyfriend if u havnt been able to tell, i think it would be best if we didnt go out, u deserve better cause ur a really sweet and cute girl, i would definitely like to hang out with u and get to know u better, but just not seriously, im coming back to rocky mount either this weekend or next if ya wanna hang out, gtg for now tho cause i got a lot of work to b4 class, bye"

Yes, I Belle Blank, went out with Brad Pearce, only later to regret it as he broke up with my AWAY MESSAGE. This is the biggest mistake to have ever taken place in my life. I should've listened to Arielle, Erika, Liz, Brandon, Ryan, Mike, and more importantly... Ms. Cleo. Major props to Cleo, yo, for suggesting that I break up with him while I had the chance. At least I'm the victim. YAY!

2 retards ride the short bus.

my slice of life [08 Jun 2004|02:11am]

[ mood | horny ]

Twilightzone02: Hey Brad...this relationship isn't really working out. I can't handle long distance...and I'm not a particularly good girlfriend to begin with. You were fun while it lasted...but to be honest, Dustin's back in town, so uh...you can find yourself a nice clean girl at Application Collage (sans heroin circles under her eyes and track marks). I'll love you always <3

Auto response from PhlusterCluck: yum yum eat em up

Be safe, kids. Always be safe.

ride the short bus.

Mandatory First Aid [08 Jun 2004|02:04am]

[ mood | regretful ]

Our Mission Statement:

This is a place for sluts, that can be virgins, but still get around nonetheless. A place for us girls or boys who have resorted to desperation in some shape or form had a sexual relation with Brad Pearce (or any other boy, really).

This is not just a community for whores that have committed some act of intercourse with Brad Pearce, but named The Brad Pearce club because he's gotten around the most with all the girls in the Rocky Mount area in our association and somehow a pseudo club of sorts formed. Keeping the idea that we regretted it afterwords, we decided to bring this to livejournal in community form and open it to any who have stupidly (and probably under some influence or another) resorted to doing "things" with boys (or girls) which turned out to be a total mistake.

This club is just based on an idea of doing things with a boy and feeling bad about it afterwords. It's a place to share horror stories and hilarious anecdotes, or anything else related.

Go crazy and enjoy, fuckers.

ride the short bus.

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